http://forevveraglub.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] forevveraglub.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] redcladidealist 2011-08-12 01:23 am (UTC)

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... Whoa, wait. You're sewenteen?

[YOU LOOK LIKE MAYBE 8!!!!]

Pffft! I'd maybe buy that if you were a more cryptic type a guy, but you're pretty much a open book. I know books are hard for you to read, but I can read them just fine, and I can tell your intentions just as easily! It doesn't matter how she feels, I don't want you pursuin' her!

[His expression grows rather serious now.]

If I catch wind a you makin' any adwances, you'll rue the fuckin' day you ewer burst from your female custodian's abdomen!

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