Seventeen, almost eighteen. That makes me almost an adult.

[Which totally means he'll have age authority. Maybe Eridan will listen to him then!

...yeah, stop laughing.

His embarrassment quickly disappears into a look of utter disgust.]

Ew, could you be any more gross? And if Kanaya and I decide to be friends, or... [Okay, the flush is still a bit there.] Or anything else, that isn't your business! That's between me and her!