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redcladidealist) wrote2011-08-11 05:33 pm
redcladidealist) wrote2011-08-11 05:33 pm
14th Combo - [Dream]
The dream starts off simply enough, with the figure of a glowering ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
forevveraglub standing with arms crossed. The scenery around him is indistinct, perhaps a field or a forest. rainbowpalette, a girl, is standing in front of him. Neither one looks happy, but the girl is particularly upset. Eridan snaps something at Kanaya, who looks like she's almost in tears.
For a moment, the dream fuzzes and goes out of focus and...
You know what? This sort of dream is best represented with a series of horribly drawn MSPaint pics~
THREATEN THREATEN THREATEN
Lloyd leans forward, smiling at Kanaya as he holds her protectively. "Don't worry," he says. "I don't care what Eridan says about the future. I'll make sure it never happens."
"Thank you, Lloyd." Kanaya smiles back, arms around his neck. "You're a really good friend."
And watching them draw close, seeing how happy they are, the only thing Eridan can do is sob. If only he'd been nicer to his friend, that could have been him in her arms!
forevveraglub standing with arms crossed. The scenery around him is indistinct, perhaps a field or a forest. rainbowpalette, a girl, is standing in front of him. Neither one looks happy, but the girl is particularly upset. Eridan snaps something at Kanaya, who looks like she's almost in tears.For a moment, the dream fuzzes and goes out of focus and...
You know what? This sort of dream is best represented with a series of horribly drawn MSPaint pics~
THREATEN THREATEN THREATEN
Lloyd leans forward, smiling at Kanaya as he holds her protectively. "Don't worry," he says. "I don't care what Eridan says about the future. I'll make sure it never happens."
"Thank you, Lloyd." Kanaya smiles back, arms around his neck. "You're a really good friend."
And watching them draw close, seeing how happy they are, the only thing Eridan can do is sob. If only he'd been nicer to his friend, that could have been him in her arms!
Re: [video]
[Nope, Lloyd isn't going to buy that At. All.]
[video]
I know ruddy feelin's when I see them! So, stop tryin' to be coy about it, sayin' shit like 'as her friend', cuz that's a crock a fuckin' POPPYCOCK if I ewer heard it!
I'm onto you, Redscarf. Stay away from Kan.
[video]
[video]
What. I'm not talkin' about no fuckin' woofbeast!
[video]
[You are so vulgar, Eridan.]
[video]
REGARDLESS. This isn't the point, the point is I'm onto your red leanin's and don't think I'm not! This dream was proof enough a that!
[video]
[Ugh, Eridan, now you're just making excuses up, and they don't even make any sense!] I've had "red leanings" since a long time before that dream. Red's always been my favorite, and that's not going to stop, either! What does that even have to do with this?
[video]
[He just... Stares. Is Lloyd for real? Is he honestly this stupid? God, he's making Eridan look like troll Einstein.]
... I mean you hawe a flushcrush on Kan. Feelin's for her that are anythin' but platonic or friendly. You hawe aspirations to fuckin' court her, don't you?
[video]
[Which is... not saying much, since he doesn't like reading at all.
Once he finally gets what Eridan is saying, though, his eyes widen a bit before heat starts creeping up his cheeks.]
Wh-who said I think of Kanaya like that? We're just friends!
[video]
[That gets a pointed glare. SURE ARE ACTING SUSPICIOUS THERE LLOYD.]
Your dream said enough. You're fuckin' sweet on her, aren't you?
[video]
Of course I know how to read! I'm seventeen!
[The flustered flush does not seem inclined to leave his cheeks.]
It was just a dream. It doesn't have to mean anything more than that! I don't even know if she'd like me back!
[Although... she'd kissed his cheek.]
[video]
[YOU LOOK LIKE MAYBE 8!!!!]
Pffft! I'd maybe buy that if you were a more cryptic type a guy, but you're pretty much a open book. I know books are hard for you to read, but I can read them just fine, and I can tell your intentions just as easily! It doesn't matter how she feels, I don't want you pursuin' her!
[His expression grows rather serious now.]
If I catch wind a you makin' any adwances, you'll rue the fuckin' day you ewer burst from your female custodian's abdomen!
[video]
[Which totally means he'll have age authority. Maybe Eridan will listen to him then!
...yeah, stop laughing.
His embarrassment quickly disappears into a look of utter disgust.]
Ew, could you be any more gross? And if Kanaya and I decide to be friends, or... [Okay, the flush is still a bit there.] Or anything else, that isn't your business! That's between me and her!
[video]
[A snort at that, what's the matter Lloyd? Can't handle the crude descriptors Eridan laces in his dialogue?]
It IS my business, bein' her moirail. I hawe to watch out for her like she does me, so stay away from her.
[video]
[Oh, wait, back to bristling a bit.]
I'm not going to avoid her. No way! I'm going to be her friend no matter what you say!
[video]
[Have a snarl!]
Well, then I'll just be sure to keep you from her then! It's only right for me to do as such!
[video] 1/2
[That's right. Now he's implying that Eridan acts like a kid.]
[video] 2/2
I already told you that's not your decision!
[video]
It IS my decision, stop bein' a uncultured FUCK and deal with it!
[video]
Hah, that's where you're wrong! I'm still a kid myself! I won't even be an adult until next month.
[Yeah, telling Lloyd to stop being uncultured is so going to work.]
NO.
[Or not.]
And I bet Kanaya will say the same thing.
[video]
[A note of frustration. It's like beating his head on a brick wall.]
Look, Kan's too nice for her own good, that's where I come in and thwart any stupid ideas she gets when it comes to her own kindness--ideas like hangin' around good for nothin' human morons who need to stop hawin' suggestiwe dreams about her.
[video]
[Seriously, Eridan, even Lloyd doesn't make mistakes like that.]
Kanaya's just fine the way she is. More people should be like her. Including you, you jerk. Maybe you should stop trying to stop us from being friends and be a little more like her
[video]
[Lloyd, you make Eridan seem like a quantum physics expert.]
Pffft! I'd newer want to be like Kan, she needs to grow a spine and stand up for herself a bit more. She's too much of a fuckin' doormat as she is now, she let's eweryone walk all ower her most the time. That's weak, and I don't want to be weak. I'm fine the way I am.
[video]
I don't know what a solar sweep is, but a year is how long it takes for winter, spring, summer, and fall to all happen and start all over again.
[Lloyd is the best at definitions.
He folds his arms stubbornly.]
So what if she decides she wants to be friends with me anyway? Isn't that what you want? She'd be standing up for herself.